The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Andrews's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Andrews's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.