The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Andrews has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
92%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
Andrews, Andrews, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Zay Flowers
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.