The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Andrews gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
82%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Andrews scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.