The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Andrews gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
76%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Andrews's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.