The Invisible Route Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Andrews will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Andrews's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.