The Hamstring Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- The broadcast shows Andrews on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Andrews's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
88%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Andrews's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.