The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Andrews has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
85%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Andrews's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.