The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Andrews's stadium. Only over Andrews.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- The broadcast shows Andrews on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Andrews has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
73%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Andrews, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.