The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Andrews is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Andrews drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.