The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Andrews's stadium. Only over Andrews.
- Andrews will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Andrews's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.