The Invisible Route Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Andrews lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
74%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Andrews's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.