The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Ref: "Number Redman, that's a flag." Redman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Redman, Redman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Jordan Love
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.