The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Redman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Redman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.