The Hamstring Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Redman's stadium. Only over Redman.
- Ref: "Number Redman, that's a flag." Redman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
86%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Redman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.