The Snap Count Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- A mysterious flag erases Taylor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Taylor, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.