The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Taylor gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
78%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Taylor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.