The Phantom Flag Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Taylor is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
72%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Taylor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.