The Hamstring Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Taylor has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
81%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Taylor, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.