The Snap Count Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Taylor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Taylor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.