The Hamstring Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Taylor's stadium. Only over Taylor.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Taylor catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
75%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Taylor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.