The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Taylor's stadium. Only over Taylor.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Taylor will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
77%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Taylor, Taylor, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.