The Snap Count Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Taylor has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
84%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Taylor, Taylor, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Breece Hall
- Colston Loveland
- Garrett Wilson
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.