The Invisible Route Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Taylor gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
75%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Taylor, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.