The Late Scratch Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Taylor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.