The Hamstring Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Taylor gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
81%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Taylor scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.