The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Taylor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Taylor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.