The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Taylor catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
78%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Taylor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.