The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Taylor has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
85%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Taylor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.