The Snap Count Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Taylor lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
92%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Taylor, Taylor, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.