The Late Scratch Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Taylor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Taylor, Taylor, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.