The Late Scratch Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Taylor spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
80%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Taylor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.