The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- The broadcast shows Taylor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Taylor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.