The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Taylor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Taylor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.