The Late Scratch Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Taylor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Taylor scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.