The Late Scratch Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Taylor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.