The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The broadcast shows Taylor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Taylor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.