The Late Scratch Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Ref: "Number Taylor, that's a flag." Taylor: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Taylor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Taylor scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.