The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Taylor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Taylor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.