The Snap Count Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Taylor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Taylor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.