The Hamstring Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Taylor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Taylor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.