The Snap Count Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Taylor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Taylor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.