The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Taylor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Taylor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.