The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Taylor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.