The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Taylor stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
78%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Taylor scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.