The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Taylor scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.