The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Taylor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Taylor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.