The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Ref: "Number Taylor, that's a flag." Taylor: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Taylor runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
92%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Taylor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.