The Hamstring Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Taylor is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
88%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Taylor, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.