The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Taylor gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
89%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Taylor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.