The Late Scratch Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Taylor gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
73%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Taylor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.